Tuesday, March 29, 2005

 

Number 13 In An Ongoing Series



BUBOS, I'M COVERED IN STINKY PUSS-DRIPPING BUBOS...

Boris the Bubonic-Plague Bear

“Hasten to my words, mortal children, for soon the specter of grim Death shall walk again in the countries of Man and we shall fall as wheat before the reaper's mighty scythe. But, whilst we still draw breath we shall enjoy a nice bowl of Frosty Sugar Flakes.”


Boris' fascination with death proved too much of a liability for potential advertisers, and the promotion was discontinued after only two commercials had been shot. Boris currently works as the night attendant at a water-slide park outside of Tampa Bay, Florida, and is only three credits away from finishing his degree in Space Botany.


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