Monday, November 22, 2004
Number 10 in an Ongoing Series
Arthur the Antidisestablishmentarian Armadillo
“The keys of the One True Church were given to Peter by the Lord, and it is not the prerogative of Man to abridge this Holy Covenant with Divinity . . . but it is the prerogative of man to eat Wonder Whoopie Crispers in a bowl of creamy milk. So let it be written, so let it be done!”
There was some confusion among tots about whether or not Wonder Whoopie Crispers were properly transubstantiated.
