Monday, January 31, 2005

 

Number 12 in an Ongoing Series

If your woman steps out with another man, <br />(That's the breaks, that's the breaks), <br />And she runs off with him to Japan, <br />And the IRS says they want to chat, <br />And you can't explain why you claimed your cat.

Oglethorpe the Old-School Otter

“Yo yo yo! I'm keepin' it real, old-school stylie, straight out of Brooklyn NY, you know? If I ain't old -chool I'll be a damn fool, word to yo' mother! And remember, kids, to have a big heapin' bowl of Flakey Sugar Monkeys every damn morning, so you can grow up to stick it to The Man!!!”


Sadly, Oglethorpe was killed in a drive-by shooting after he was seen wearing British Knights tennis-shoes in the Hamptons.

# posted by Tegan O'Neil @ 3:18 AM
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